Herez the Shocking facts about Oracle Database revealed by or BOSS.
Foreword : There is no questions in THALLU
Our BOSS was a developer in accompany at Muscat in Oracle. He wrote a Stored Procedure in infinite loop and hanged the oracle database running on an HP RS6000 Unix version which is catering billing from 104 Countries (Eeswaraaaaaaa….). There is no security for such a critical database ?????????. Eethu policekaranum enthum kanickamo ????.
One day he was playing around with oracle database. (So from this statement we will have to assume there is no DBA, other wise who will allow a junior to play around in such a critical database) He deleted a table which contains 1 million records. Full the Administration team got panic and running to fix the problem. Then the DBA of the organization called our BOSS to find a solution. He took the receiver of the six phones on DBA’s table and placed it on the table to block all the incoming calls. He fixed the problem and restored the database with in 10 minutes and replaced all the receiver back and DBA answered the phone and the show is over. What a genius , a junior programmer fixed the issue with a DBA with years of experience cant fix. That’s our BOSS, incomparable talent.
Please contact out BOSS if you have any doubt about the Oracle database. wait……, don’t forget to ask him to spell Oracle ( God knows he knows that !!!!!!). if he did it correctly you can start questions, don’t faint after hearing the answers…. Beware guys !!!!!!!
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The comment posted by a user amounts to high degree of insult to a hard core Oracle Professional.
The user should atleast follow a basic ethic not to hurt the professionalism shown by a dedicated Oracle Professional.
As a matter of fact, BBC Gulf service was covering the incident live and is now a theoretical lesson to all new Oracle Masters Degree program.
The user should have checked the Oracle Education Curriculum before posting this comment.
Oracle did regret for this mess in their DB and the bug was fixed in the next version keeping in mind the professionals like our BOSS.
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