Who can have a better reason for a leave ?

Today one of our team members is on leave; he mentioned the reason as personal. Our special correspondent decided to have little bit of enquiry about this “Personal” reason and he went after that, finally he found the reason, knowing that he stunned and realized the reason was toooooo personal, you are so curious to know what it is….. the reason is he doesn’t have any washed under wares to go to office everything is consumed already, isn’t it personal… I think so.. any way… a small advice for all the team members… please keep one or two under wares as an emergency or please wash it on time, so that you can avoid the “future shortage”….

Eeswaraa Enthokke karyathinu leavekoduckanam???????????

Invention of .ini file in Cisco IOS

This great invention is also from the great person who was able to hung the IBM AIX server. He explained about this great achievement to the network guys. Once upon a time when he was in “muscut” … His Company which had presence on 104 countries had lot of Cisco routers to manage their server farm. One day their network had a problem that they can’t give print as the router didn’t recognize printer. As they were one of the major customers of Cisco, technical engineers from Cisco came to the site and trying to solve the issue, they tried for two three days but they couldn’t fix the problem, then our great guy offered help, I will also sit with you to solve the issue, when he spend few hours he found out the problem, “add printer” command is not issued that was the problem, our tech guy gave the most valuable advice/information to the Cisco engineers and they issued the command and solved the issue. But the issue started next day after they switch on the router next day morning after their daily shutdown, next day also Cisco engineers came they couldn’t find the root cause, then also our big tech guy gave the solution to the Cisco team, the add printer command should be given in the .ini file of the router , then it will automatically pick the printer from the .ini file and the issue will be resolved. Cisco engineers did the same and the issue resolved. What a great idea ????.

Are you feel mad hearing this bullshit from the technical person ?.. its natural… we are expecting these kind of bullshit only from him….

Please let us know if any of you are lucky to see a .ini file in Cisco IOS !!!!!!

The naming ceremony

This is about the incident happened last week, the naming ceremony of the new chicken dish. There was a party at the IT house, as usual we decided to prepare food, to save cost, so I bought chicken and went to IT house, and first I thought I will make a chicken curry. When I reached there our system admin is ready and fully charged to make a curry of his own, thinking not to hurt his feeling and ego, we are accepted and decided let him make the curry. Unfortunately he noticed the cook book he got with their brand new pressure cooker, he scan through the pages and found some recipe with chicken. He stared collecting ingredients and slowly started cooking. He couldn’t find some of the ingredients described in the recipe and he replaced those with his own and finally he brought in the “Special chicken curry” as our “thouchings” for the booze, everybody tasted it, at first nobody told anything regarding the curry, then he asked howz the curry few guys said sadly, “It’s OK da”. But he is not satisfied with the answer, he said “ tell me guys I have spend lot of my time and energy to make this, howz it “ , then came the answer from somebody this the most f—king chicken I have ever had. His face got dimmed, but nobody cared about that because the chicken was really “terrific “. At last there came a moment to name the new curry ever made, the decision about the name was unanimous “Chicken Thonniyavas”. If anybody interested to get the recipe of this special chicken dish, please feel free to contact our System Admin.

Last update on this, all the guys had the special chicken curry spend a considerable time in toilets…..
Dare to try the recipe…………..

Vivaramillaima oru kuttamano?

Today we were having ISO audit in our office. Everybody was prepared for that, everything documented and ready to get audited. The auditors came, had an introduction meeting. Then Management representative is running everywhere to ensure everything is in place and the show running. After few hours the lead auditor went to the restroom then our COO saw lead auditor is going somewhere, then he came running and asked, What you want sir ?, then the auditor said “Just two minute I want to go to restroom”, then the guys standing nearby and the auditor himself stunned hearing the words from the COO, “OK then I will also join you”…..

Paavam entha cheyyuka allee ?????. Vivaramillaima aarudeyum kuttamallaooo……..

Technically Speaking....

Let me tell you about the mail from our COO, none of the recipients were able to make out what did he mean by that. Before that I will tell you the background. One of the sister concern’s web site is having some problem, there few issues with the image loading , unfortunately there is no technical persons at the sister concerns office, they called up our technical team and said they are having some problem with their web server so their site is not working properly, please look into it, naturally our technical persons asked what is the issue, they got the reply “ our site was on PHP and now we changed it to Dynamic” that caused the issue, support guys didn’t ask anything more knowing the level of knowledge of the person they are speaking. Finally the support guys found out it was the problem with the application they are hosted, the code is not working fine, its not the issue with web server and they informed the sister concern “ The problem is due to the application error and not because of any web server issue” naturally the mail was copied to the COO, so it will be a shame if he commented on that, he never spoils any opportunity to show his “Technical Knowledge”, being a technical person he know each and everything and have solutions also. He send a mail to all the recipients with the following sentences “It is not application error. It is lack of preference based ordering feature in their website admin part.” . Support guys are searching for people who can explain the matter as somebody can really understand, even though the sender’s intention was show his technical knowledge and it should not understand by anybody.

Please if anybody able to interpret the information he was trying to convey… please send a mail… or put it in comment.. our support guys really needs it.

The Age of Stupid

This is a post after a long time . So there are US incidents this time , recently four guys went to onshore for a project . There are lot of incidents to fill a page here presenting with few of them (selected)
1. Our guy went to the client side for the work started the work, he was provided with a new build of the application, his boss at the client side didn’t get any update even after few hours. So his boss send him an email .





Hi,
Where are you with the Build, update me with the status ASAP

Thanks
XXXXXXXXX

He read the mail, he was working with build and he replied to his boss

Hi,

I am here in ("Client Name") with the Build .

Thanks
XXXXXXXX
2. Week end he goes out, an d he felt he need a camera, to shoot his travels, he asked opinion from friends and finally he bought a camera Nikon Coolpix. The very next weekend he gone out for a trip and started taking picture on his new camera. When he was taking pictures, he said to his friends, when I am taking picture the camera itself says its coolpix what else to say. He continues shooting enthusiastically. Finally he tried to download the picture to laptop; he couldn’t found any photos on that. Then only his friends came to know about the reality, while taking pictures he was pressing the power button, and the message coolpix was coming in every reboot of the camera…….
3. This incident is also related to his camera, our guy with his friends went to Florida, a very long drive, they visited an oceanarium there. His friends wanted to take a picture with dolphin in their back side, they asked him look back and to click when dolphin jumps. He turned his head to his back and clicked for the snap. What an Idea….. enthuparanjalum pettennu mansilavum…
4. This is also happened in the same trip, they stopped at a rest area as they were driving for a long time ,he was hungry , then come the statement “ I am hungry we could have eat something if there is any restroom”…….