Herez the Hot new disclosure by a top official of an IT major in Cochin to his subordinate.
The official is well known for his lengthy lecture ,cracking bad jokes and foolishness. on a such occasion he revealed the most dreaded secret of his personal life. He doesn't know who is the father of his children, only his wife knows. Any way we admire him for his courage to disclose such a secret to his subordinate. Office members are shocked hearing this news...
Sit tight for the new disclosure.
Saturday, February 24, 2007
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
The Yell
This is another update on a recent issue in NJ from NJ special correspondent.
NJ beauties went to one of their co- workers place, because they have to attend a gathering and a drama show.
NJ beauties reached their friend’s place, one beauty got in and the second beauty also, but the difference is after the second beauty got in and with in no time an yell froze every one in the house and she disappeared in to the basement of the house , every body got frightened and searching for the beauty, they just could hear the yell, finally they realized the yell is coming from the basement. ( everybody smells a chance to the sabotage in the incident, there is a chance the other beauty pushed her down to the basement ). Everybody united and took the beauty out who just flew 10 -12 steps down . She felt very vulnerable and somebody asked to give her some juice, then the most surprising thing happened the beauty told, hi I don’t need juice I need pickle ?????????. Pickle ???, they gave her pickle and she emptied half the bottle. ( we think something happened when her head hit the floor).
Still she comes to office with walking problem (Chadi Chadi….).
But we don’t know one thing yet, Why did she ask for PICKLE ???????????
NJ beauties went to one of their co- workers place, because they have to attend a gathering and a drama show.
NJ beauties reached their friend’s place, one beauty got in and the second beauty also, but the difference is after the second beauty got in and with in no time an yell froze every one in the house and she disappeared in to the basement of the house , every body got frightened and searching for the beauty, they just could hear the yell, finally they realized the yell is coming from the basement. ( everybody smells a chance to the sabotage in the incident, there is a chance the other beauty pushed her down to the basement ). Everybody united and took the beauty out who just flew 10 -12 steps down . She felt very vulnerable and somebody asked to give her some juice, then the most surprising thing happened the beauty told, hi I don’t need juice I need pickle ?????????. Pickle ???, they gave her pickle and she emptied half the bottle. ( we think something happened when her head hit the floor).
Still she comes to office with walking problem (Chadi Chadi….).
But we don’t know one thing yet, Why did she ask for PICKLE ???????????
Friday, February 9, 2007
Mammucka to Storm Kollywood
Herez the bracking news from our staff correspondent in kerala.
PAVANGALADDEY MAMMOOTTY IS GOING TO ACT IN TAMIL FILMS AS HE LOST INTEREST IN MILLENNIUM FILMS.
BEST WISHES MAMMOOKA MUBARAK.
HE WAS AWARDED NATIONAL AWARD IN A DOCUMENTARY FILM "ISO VARUNNEY ODIKKO" DIRECTED BY MUSCAT RAJA. IT WON RARE REVIEW CRITICALLY BUT A COMMERCIAL SUPERFLOP AND PRODUCER IS NOW BEGGING IN FRONT OF KACHERIPADY JUNCTION
PAVANGALADDEY MAMMOOTTY IS GOING TO ACT IN TAMIL FILMS AS HE LOST INTEREST IN MILLENNIUM FILMS.
BEST WISHES MAMMOOKA MUBARAK.
HE WAS AWARDED NATIONAL AWARD IN A DOCUMENTARY FILM "ISO VARUNNEY ODIKKO" DIRECTED BY MUSCAT RAJA. IT WON RARE REVIEW CRITICALLY BUT A COMMERCIAL SUPERFLOP AND PRODUCER IS NOW BEGGING IN FRONT OF KACHERIPADY JUNCTION
“The Recruitment”
The news reported from Kochin, the happening city of Kerala. One of the IT major set a peculiar criteria for recruiting the future employees. Apart from the usual criteria for the Software Engineers they have to meet one more they should be “Fair” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who set such a criteria ??. We started digging for the answer and for the motive, out investigative reporters reveled the fact, the Head of the company decided to recruit the Fair fellows. You will get confused, what they actually going to do with such an odd action , software development or some fashion parade ???.
The head always says he don’t like girls working in the company and recruiting fair guys ??.
Our correspondent is a nice guy so he didn’t think any thing more regarding that. If the question made you think about anything else, we are sorry, it is not our problem, you are spoiled……
We feel sorry for the guys who conduct interview for the technical team, apart from the technical questions for the first screening they will have to ask
How do your parents look, are they fair ??
What about you ?, do you look fair ?...
Our correspondent keep close to the company guys to source out more on the issue… We will get back to you once we get an update on the matter..Sit tight ? Stay Back.
Who set such a criteria ??. We started digging for the answer and for the motive, out investigative reporters reveled the fact, the Head of the company decided to recruit the Fair fellows. You will get confused, what they actually going to do with such an odd action , software development or some fashion parade ???.
The head always says he don’t like girls working in the company and recruiting fair guys ??.
Our correspondent is a nice guy so he didn’t think any thing more regarding that. If the question made you think about anything else, we are sorry, it is not our problem, you are spoiled……
We feel sorry for the guys who conduct interview for the technical team, apart from the technical questions for the first screening they will have to ask
How do your parents look, are they fair ??
What about you ?, do you look fair ?...
Our correspondent keep close to the company guys to source out more on the issue… We will get back to you once we get an update on the matter..Sit tight ? Stay Back.
Tuesday, February 6, 2007
Water Problem
Herez the hot update from CNN Live.
Three guys from kacherippay is facing a serious issue at NJ.
Morning they left happily from the Apartment to the office and they stunned to realize that there is no water in the apartment. They have called all their bosses who arranged the apartment. They all said don’t be panic we will do something.
Administrator asked: What did you guys do?. Did you break something there? (Assuming this nasty guys are born to break everything)
Chairman came took two guys out to the office and brought two 18 litter can of distilled water.
Guys enjoyed “EVERYTHING” in the mineral water. (I heard, Tamil superstars (sarathkumar etc.) are using mineral water to take bath any way the guys also thought in the same level). Morning went to office and the admin arranged a hotel for them.
That is the current situation right here…..
We will be keep updating you on the issue.. so stay back with us
Three guys from kacherippay is facing a serious issue at NJ.
Morning they left happily from the Apartment to the office and they stunned to realize that there is no water in the apartment. They have called all their bosses who arranged the apartment. They all said don’t be panic we will do something.
Administrator asked: What did you guys do?. Did you break something there? (Assuming this nasty guys are born to break everything)
Chairman came took two guys out to the office and brought two 18 litter can of distilled water.
Guys enjoyed “EVERYTHING” in the mineral water. (I heard, Tamil superstars (sarathkumar etc.) are using mineral water to take bath any way the guys also thought in the same level). Morning went to office and the admin arranged a hotel for them.
That is the current situation right here…..
We will be keep updating you on the issue.. so stay back with us
Friday, February 2, 2007
CNN Live – Kacherippady Beauties alias NJ Beauties trapped out side the house.
Hi this is Special Correspondent for MITC from NJ. Two young ladies kept wait out side the house till the locksmith came and break the door. The ladies were unaware about the locks working they closed the door ( Because of their extra security cautiousness they put the lock from inside with the keys and kept the keys on the door). They couldn’t open the door because the lock is automatically applied and keys were inside. The panic ladies called the land lord and they called the Lock Smith and he came after two hours and broke the lock, till that time they kept outside in minus seven degrees.
Tragedies are happening in chain for the NJ beauties, this is the second tragedy reported after the Banana tragedy.
Tragedies are happening in chain for the NJ beauties, this is the second tragedy reported after the Banana tragedy.
Thursday, February 1, 2007
BREAKING NEWS: JUST IN FROM CNN IBN LIVE
AN EMPLOYEE IN AN OFFSHORE DEVELOPMENT CENTRE, KERALA WORKING IN HR DEPARTMENT AND LIVING IN MATTANCHERY WAS CAUGHT REDHANDED WHILE APPLYING ODOMOS CREAM DURING OFFICE HOURS.
THE REASON BEHIND IS STATED TO BE..
1. IT MAKES THE SKIN GLOW AND FAIR
2. IT PREVENTS MOSQ'S BITES
3. IT SMELLS GOOD.
A MULTILAYERED APPROACH AND WE CALL IT A THREE TIER ARCHITECTURE
My be becouse of the implications with the multiple inheritance
THE REASON BEHIND IS STATED TO BE..
1. IT MAKES THE SKIN GLOW AND FAIR
2. IT PREVENTS MOSQ'S BITES
3. IT SMELLS GOOD.
A MULTILAYERED APPROACH AND WE CALL IT A THREE TIER ARCHITECTURE
My be becouse of the implications with the multiple inheritance
Indian bananas are banned in USA ????????????????
Latest News Update from New Jersey
Beware, Indian Bananas are banned in us. Two young ladies caught at the JFK airport this week for carrying about two kilos of fresh bananas.
Actually the Bann turned to be a tragedy for the two . One of the lady tired of the food from the international flight from India to JFK., so both the ladies dreamed about having the sweet bananas for the next two days so that they can feel the mother India. But the sweet dream turned to a sour reality, and finally the bananas went straight to the waste basket.
But the optimistic ladies tried till the last minute before they go out of the airport, if the airport authority is clearing the waste in the mean time , they decided to have a trial on recovering the BANANNAS. The waiting went in vain
Beware, Indian Bananas are banned in us. Two young ladies caught at the JFK airport this week for carrying about two kilos of fresh bananas.
Actually the Bann turned to be a tragedy for the two . One of the lady tired of the food from the international flight from India to JFK., so both the ladies dreamed about having the sweet bananas for the next two days so that they can feel the mother India. But the sweet dream turned to a sour reality, and finally the bananas went straight to the waste basket.
But the optimistic ladies tried till the last minute before they go out of the airport, if the airport authority is clearing the waste in the mean time , they decided to have a trial on recovering the BANANNAS. The waiting went in vain
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