Oru Sabarimala Story

Recently two guys went to sabarimala one of the guys is well known for his smoking and bad health and the other is a guy with no bad habits ( the habits he have are cannot describe here). If we compare both of them it will be like the tyres of cycle and tractor, so you got an idea right ?. so the small guy said, I am week and not have good health so you will have to stay back when you climb uphill and wait for me, the other guy said sure. They started climb the hill from pamba . the so called week guy thought other guy passed him and will be waiting for him on the top of the hill, in between he turned back and then he realized the other guys is tired flat and sitting down. So one thing he realized SIZE doen’t matter, Stamina venam macha Stamina

History Unveiling

NJ Correspondent unveiled an untold story about a person who came to onshore from offshore before. The story is like this once he and his friend went to a restaurant for their dinner . Both of them had the dinner and they are about to go home they realized the shocking news the restaurant won’t take credit card they accept only cash and they don’t have cash with them.

The conversation was like this

Our Man : He gave the card to the waiter
Waiter : Sorry sir we won’t accept cards, we take only cash
Our Man : Do you take Watch ( Both of them had watches)

Nobody knows what happened next, any way both of them reached home from the restaurant. Still it is a misery how they made it ?????????. Got any idea ??????

Flood on the First Floor

Our Staff Correspondent from cochin reported a new phenomena happening on the first floor of an IT major. One fine day employees stared notice water spilled on the floor here and there and the amount of water increased day by day and now it is flooding. Water having a peculiar nature also it is slippery, people are very conscious on walk to keep them away from a fracture. People on the ground floor living fear because any time they can be washed out from the building to the road. Finally the crew found the reason it was because of “OLIPPEERU”

Salt Mango Tree

Herez the new incident reported from NJ on the bachelors (forced too) apartment. Two major chefs were happily cooked with an apprentice and one fine day one more apprentice joined the company, he was good for the first two three days and then both the apprentices showed their kerala spirit they made a union and started abusing the cooks, saying we can cook anything with out you, you just sit and eat what we are cooking ( the new apprentice was in full steam and he was leading the show ), both cooks kept quite because they know “Chemmeen chadiyal muttolam, pinnem chadiyal chattiyolam”. The very next morning the new apprentice made “Uppuma” (salt mango tree). It was the real Uppuma we ever had, it was “Ma” made of “Uppu”. Poor guys (the apprentices) took the uppuma on the plate and started eating, the two chefs can never forget their facial expressions in their life it was so sad. (they paid for their sins).

Moral of the story : Never challenge masters (Guruninda papamanu)

Another Bit of Knowledge from COO

Our Staff Correspondent from Cochin Reported another bit of knowledge from COO on a serious meeting.

ALL DATABASE ADMINISTRATORS ARE SYSTEM ADMINISTRATORS and VICE VERSA BECAUSE DATABASE IS LOCATED IN A NETWORK.

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