Eliye Pedichu Illam Chudunnu

Have you ever heard the old saying “Eliye Padichu Illam Chuttu” ?. Our Network department sorry they call themselves Support ( Njan enne vilickunnathu vimalkumarenna ……..) , remind us this old saying with their new idea to protect the network. They are going to block all the USB ports on the laptops (we use laptops for testing purposes). The Support guys says the virus infection on the network is through these USBs. What a fantastic idea ? Blocking such a facility on the laptops which is used extensively by the users. We would like to share a better idea to the “Support” block the network in the office, so no viruses can harm the network; we think this will be a better idea. Please fell free to share your innovative ideas to protect the network. Firm is planning to have a brainstorming session on this.

Rising of a Tughluq in office

We thought the dynasty of Tughluq is over and it is in history, but now we are forced to say a big emphatic NO. Its still there, in front of our eyes, its re incarnated. When the company grown from 10 member team to 100 members, so the management installed a HR department and the empire transferred from Accounts Manager to the lady tycoon, but the latter became notorious for ill-advised policy experiments such as One Vada for One person, pasting stickers on the department door “Entry for Authorized persons Only”, documents which are available/access to anybody at the front office desk declaring as confidential, implementing no standardization for the existing employees but industry standards for the newly recruited (Old employees are nuts or what ???) , giving never fulfilled offers like cushions for all the employees who suffer from back pain in one week (God knows when that week will come), usage of one meter toilet paper per person etc…

We have a doubt is it a military base or an IT firm???. And who are these authorized persons????, Who will authorize if somebody want to meet the persons in the cabin ????. or we are all Ginnie Pigs to experiment all these ??

HR Cycle Loan Mela

This is from Cochin correspondent. Currently we have a severe parking problem in our company premises. Even though we are parking our vehicles on the roadside, corporate park people thinks they own the road too. So there will be few issues with them daily. Today one of our employees parked his car outside and the corporate park people asked to move the vehicle, they want to plant a tree there, he said no, if you can show me another place for parking I will move the vehicle. He send a mail to HR saying that “Please look in to the parking problem “. Here comes the best answer/ solution for the problem for HR “ Why don’t you guys use cycle, it needs very little place and you health will also improve” Ha ha ha, what a fantastic solution, right ???????. So finally heard a rumor HR is going to organize a MAHA CYCLE LOAN MELA, for their employees. SO Guys, Please contact HR if you need a cycle and a good health. There many early bird prices also, So C’mon guys, Hurry