Offshore Guysssssss

I think few of our team members can never forget this call from our HR/ Finance manager (Who belongs to the family of Thadaka, Poothana, with qualities like changing her words according to the circumstances, unbearable “Chorinja” behavior, consider everybody as nuts and wears a pseudo out fit of a divine lady) at Onshore. She calls in the shop floor; Offshore Guys (we feel like we are all second graded creatures) and this calling becomes a regular one and we used to it. One day one of our team members fell ill and he was taking rest at the “IT house”, when he was browsing through the channels he stumbled on Playboy Sexteria channel , there was a message on the screen “Press B on your remote to purchase this channel”, he pressed “B”, he thought, buy pressing B they will ask to enter credit cards number and in between they will show some trailers and he can see it, but unfortunately the message showed in the screen “Thank you for purchasing Sexteria enjoy!!!!” He realized but not willing to belief he purchase the channel show???. We came to know when the bill comes it comes with the details and we were sure it will list the Sexteria purchase, and the “Ammyi” will call us and abuse us regarding this. And when ever we hear this call “Offshore Guysssss”, we dreamed about loosing our dignity in the public. Fortunately she never called us to ask this, but man we couldn’t forget the team members face when he hears the call “Offshore Guysss”

Who is this “Ji”

Herez the latest update to the “Velli.com”, in office employees call others with a “Ji” added to their names XXbinji, XXilji etc. One of the senior developer was executing a code and checking his work, but unfortunately the code didn’t work he said “pandaram Moonji”, the very same moment the our lady member asked “ Who is that person “ (Athu Aaraa ?). Fortunately the developer didn’t faint

Anybody know what this SMS means ?.

Herez the latest update from the new lady member in the team. She is very famous for the “Best Vellis” in the office. One of her team members marriage is fixed and she sent am SMS to another team member “Mr. X’s marriage fixed, most of the defects in the application is fixed”, do you have any idea what she mean, Is that mean the bugs in the application are because his marriage was not fixed and after fixing his marriage all the bugs were fixed or he wrote code with out any bugs ?. If so the management should beware, recruit developers only those who married or their marriage fixed to avoid bugs in the application.

Beware When You Use Certain Words

The hot update from US from our US correspondent .The guys in onshore went out on a holiday and they visited and Army Base near New Jersey (One of the members is an Ex Army man). While they are in the camp one of the Team member used his well known phrase “ Nammukku Blast Cheythu Kalayam “, My be because of the American influence he said it in englisj “ Ok we will blast today”, his bad luck, some army men overheard the conversation and with in minutes he taken into custody, they striped him searched for the weapons and explosives and they detained him for a day, thank god they allow him to wear his underwear. Finally they convinced this was just one of his usual saying and they released him. So guys be careful when you comment.