What an Idea Sir ji

“You know operation is everything again without operation where it can go ?” this is the usual sentence in all the meeting by COO (Chief Operating Officer). You guys should understand the operation needs very high degree of thinking , logic and expertise in almost everything ??????. “Being a technical person I can do everything, coding , testing, networking, system administration, database management” is another saying from COO.
The big thing about COO is he can find ten bugs in ten minutes, at any testing phase Unit, integration or system, he have that much capability you Know???????. Total he have 10 Years experience but he chaired more positions than his total years of experience ( Double promotion may be because of his expertise)
Actually what I was trying to say ( what you read before was just an introduction about COO), the recent idea from COO. We got some IP phones from US and all of them work with 110 V electricity. But accidentally somebody plugged the power adapter to 220V and it got damaged. The issue is escalated to COO by network division. “Somebody accidentally plugged the power adapter of the IP Phone to the direct power without using the converter. Its got damaged and we have to replace the power adapter”
Then came the amazing reply from COO “We may have to glue the adapter with the plug” What an idea sir ji , I challenge all of you can you guys will have such idea in your wildest dreams???????????

Any way now network division is doing R & D on which adhesive gives stronger bond.

Height of Celebration

Herez the magic of the Celebration or Height of Celebration. There was a party at IT House on an evening. Emptied three bottles of celebration everybody boozed and in full form except the group driver. He is our GOD, he is such a nice guy, he won’t drink for us and take us to our home. Oh we are deviating from the story. The Hero is coming to office by his bike, on the booze day also he came by bike but coming in our car, between the conversation he asked us to drop him at vazhakkala, knowing he is not staying there we asked
We: how do you go from there ?
He: by bike,
(He is sitting with us )
we : where is your bike
He: at home.
We: asked how did u come to office today
He: by bike,
We: then how will u come to office tomorrow
He: by bike
We : you said, you came to office by bike and you are with us in the car ,then where is your bike
He: bike is at home (He clarified now I am in the car right ?, so I can’t take the bike, but I will come to office by bike tomorrow).
We stopped asking anything because we thought we are drunk and we are not getting what ever he say.
(The fact made him say all this, reveled on the next day, he gave his bike to his friend and his friend took it to his home, our hero have a faint idea bike is at home but he didn’t remember how he made it happen)

The Nail Wound

First of all I would like to say I don’t want to disclose the identity of the person, who is the hero of this story. Today morning one guy came to the office with a nail wound on his nose, naturally everybody will ask what happened, he is being one of my friends I also asked what happened to the nose, how he got the nail wound, he said it from his nephew (2 year old), but the wound clearly shows it from an adult, kids nail can’t be so big at any way, when pointed out the fact its not from the kid, then he suddenly changed his words its from his own nails, but unfortunately he didn’t have any grown nails to make that wound . Knowing the fact he can’t defend himself, I saw a faint smile on his face. Just want to say one thing, You can “GO ANYWARE” and you can come to office from “ AYWARE”, but just have a look at the mirror before starting to office, if you have any wounds like this happened because of “SOMETHING”, at least be prepared to give an answer which is believable.

Vista Encryption

This incident happened two days back at IT house , the very next day after the party. One of the team leads had a laptop , it was kept at the floor after the party. Next day morning he found ants are coming out of his laptop he is worried and it was discussing the same with one of his roommates then the third and last man( The Network administrator) their roommate got up with a heavy hangover still “FIT”. He heard his roommates discussing about the computer ( in between their conversation they mentioned about windows vista ). The poor network guy thought it was about some virus problem with vista, suddenly his “Support” mind forced him to say this “You just enable the encryption on vista everything will be ok”. The other two guys were amazed and looking each other, but they realized fast their roommate is still “FIT”. So herez the new solution, if you find any ants in your computer just enable the encryption, so the ants can’t recognize. what it is (Laptop). I would like to thank and congratulate our Net Admin for the wonderful solution

Eliye Pedichu Illam Chudunnu

Have you ever heard the old saying “Eliye Padichu Illam Chuttu” ?. Our Network department sorry they call themselves Support ( Njan enne vilickunnathu vimalkumarenna ……..) , remind us this old saying with their new idea to protect the network. They are going to block all the USB ports on the laptops (we use laptops for testing purposes). The Support guys says the virus infection on the network is through these USBs. What a fantastic idea ? Blocking such a facility on the laptops which is used extensively by the users. We would like to share a better idea to the “Support” block the network in the office, so no viruses can harm the network; we think this will be a better idea. Please fell free to share your innovative ideas to protect the network. Firm is planning to have a brainstorming session on this.

Rising of a Tughluq in office

We thought the dynasty of Tughluq is over and it is in history, but now we are forced to say a big emphatic NO. Its still there, in front of our eyes, its re incarnated. When the company grown from 10 member team to 100 members, so the management installed a HR department and the empire transferred from Accounts Manager to the lady tycoon, but the latter became notorious for ill-advised policy experiments such as One Vada for One person, pasting stickers on the department door “Entry for Authorized persons Only”, documents which are available/access to anybody at the front office desk declaring as confidential, implementing no standardization for the existing employees but industry standards for the newly recruited (Old employees are nuts or what ???) , giving never fulfilled offers like cushions for all the employees who suffer from back pain in one week (God knows when that week will come), usage of one meter toilet paper per person etc…

We have a doubt is it a military base or an IT firm???. And who are these authorized persons????, Who will authorize if somebody want to meet the persons in the cabin ????. or we are all Ginnie Pigs to experiment all these ??

HR Cycle Loan Mela

This is from Cochin correspondent. Currently we have a severe parking problem in our company premises. Even though we are parking our vehicles on the roadside, corporate park people thinks they own the road too. So there will be few issues with them daily. Today one of our employees parked his car outside and the corporate park people asked to move the vehicle, they want to plant a tree there, he said no, if you can show me another place for parking I will move the vehicle. He send a mail to HR saying that “Please look in to the parking problem “. Here comes the best answer/ solution for the problem for HR “ Why don’t you guys use cycle, it needs very little place and you health will also improve” Ha ha ha, what a fantastic solution, right ???????. So finally heard a rumor HR is going to organize a MAHA CYCLE LOAN MELA, for their employees. SO Guys, Please contact HR if you need a cycle and a good health. There many early bird prices also, So C’mon guys, Hurry

HR Executive Stories

Hi I am going to tell you two incidents happened in my office yesterday, off course two are connected with HR executives. Here inafter referred as HRE

First incident happened in the morning, one lady HRE turn to be a “Peeping Tom” in to the Men’s rest room and at the same time of peeping, the Sys admin came out the rest room and he saw the HRE and asked her whatz up “, she said she was looking for him ?????????. I don’t know what she was doing and why she was doing it, I am a good guy so I am not going to think anything nasty.

Second incident, another lady HRE was collecting contributions from the employees to celebrate one of our team members birthday. She was asking Rs 10 to everybody and collecting the same, she asked Rs 10 to one of the male employees, he said sorry I don’t have money, I didn’t even take my purse, then came stunning demand from the lady HRE, oh ho then give it me what is lying in your front ??????????. Every body stood shocked, again i am being a good guy, I don’t thought anything nasty.

The Magic Of Hennasy

The incident happened on IT House on a Bachelors party of one of our friends. At the party we have a DJ and Club Lights. We had a wonderful party there with booze, food and dance. There was a special request to DJ for a song from “Daddy Yankee” the famous “Gasoleena” . DJ didn’t have that disc so he told the guy who requested the song, Lets call him Mr.X, DJ told to Mr. X if you can bring the disk I can play for you. The guy was boozed a lot and he is out of his sense, he went to search the CD from the car (we have two cars provided by the company). He came with a disk and said the song is the 4th one in the CD, DJ played the 4th song, it wasn’t the one, and then Mr. X said the song is in the next 4th position, DJ tried that too, DJ tried all the songs in the CD but he couldn’t find the song. Then DJ said the disk you took changed, then our Mr. X said, No No No way, I brought the correct Disk, sometimes the car might have changed !!!!!!!!!!!. Everybody (Who ever had some sense) shocked , amazed and admired Hennasy.